Senin, 17 Desember 2012

can anyone help with a cruise checklist?

Q. I am going on a cruise to the bahamas and i'm pretty sure i would run out of ideas before it docks back home. so i am asking anyone to come up with a checklist of 101 things to do on a cruise!!! Craziness is ultimately accepted!!! and for anyone who knows. it is the Carnival Sensation.

A. 1. Swimming pool, and hot tubs
2. jump on the beds
3. be really awkward in the elevator
4. eat pizza at midnight
5. run through the halls wildly
6. go to the teen clubs
7. make 20 new friends
8. creep out one small child, a 12 year old girl, and a old man
9. pretend to be a statue
10. Browse the gift shops
11. go to the ports
12. make sandcastles at the beach
13. skinny dip
14. climb a tree
15. pretend it's your birthday and make the staff sing to you, then after say it was last week
16. make your own towel animals ;)
17. eat a really awkward food dish at dinner
18. try catching fish
19. draw a pretty picture
20. play pin the tail on the donkey
21. eat lots of ice-cream till you throw up
22. don't kill yourself xD
23.get 7 peoples numbers
24. find a person from mexico
25. sun tan
26. enter a contest
27. take lots of pictures
28. listen to music
29. memorize what on each deck
30. find cabins 320, 412, and 113 and knock on their door
31. go to the spa
32. go on a tour
33. read a book
34. sleep in
35. have a shower
36. style your hair in an awesome way
37. try to find a whale
38. Find a bald man (or woman) and ask to rub his (or her) head
39. do back flips in the lobby
40. balance a cup on your head for more then thirty seconds while walking around
41. randomly dance in the hallway
42. drink tons of soda
43. brush your teeth
44. make a song and sing it by the pool
45. tell a girl she is beautiful
46. tell a guy he is handsome
47. slide down a railing
48. find a penny
49. get 35 hugs from 35 diffrent people
50. use the bathroom
51. do the thriller dance
52. laugh hysterically over nothing
53. Find a banana and eat it
54. Give someone a banana and make them eat it
55. eat an exotic fruit
56. find someone from your hometown, or state/province
57. walk down the halls drunk/ pretending to be drunk
58. give someone a tip ( money )
59. give someone a tip ( advice)
60. act like a mime
61. watch a performance
62. act lika a spy/secret agent
63. do a cartwheel
64. Fake an accent when greeting someone
65. Stay up for 24 hours
66. watch t.v.
67. go from the bottom level to the top level, holding your breath
68. wear your clothes backwards and see if anyone notices
69. sulk in a corner
70. keep a diary
71. talk backwards
72. remake a scene from titanic
73. yell, THE SHIP IS SINKING
74. pretend ur doing misson impossible
75. kill a fly
76. wear your life jacket around the boat
77. pretend ur on a plane
78. Sing twinkle twinkle little star
79. sing a duet with someone
80. take lots of pictures
81. make up a fake name
82. draw yourself a moustache
83. paint your nails
84. be fashionable late
85. cannonball into the pool
86. "accidentally" drink salt water
87. sleep in the elevator
88. sleep during the day, and wake around the ship at night
89. give someone a shoe shine
90. yawn alot
91. make a paper crane and give it to the staff
92. play tic tac toe
93. get someone to play truth or dare with you
94. ask to eat your food with chopsticks
95. go on the water slide
96. Go to the internet cafe and e-mail someone
97. play golf
98. get a hole in one
99.trip when walking infront of a ton of people
100. have fun
101. don't get kicked off the ship

hopefully u appreciate this because it took me a LONG time to write, e-mail me and tell me how much u accually go done haha xD have fun on your cruise. My e-mail is loveisblind64@hotmail.com


looking for negative criticism on Hemingway?
Q. I'm doing a paper on Hemingway as the greatest American author, and I need some negative criticisms to refute.
obviously for such a great writer it's hard to find anything negative.

any idea where I can find a negative literary criticism of his work?
I'm using Old Man and the Sea as my primary focus
*a great American author, not the best

A. there is criticism out there. this is regarding the Sun Also Rises
Other critics, however, disliked the novel. The Nation's critic believed Hemingway's hard-boiled style was better suited to the short stories published in In Our Time than the newly published novel. Hemingway's friend, John Dos Passos, writing in the New Masses asked: "What's the matter with American writing these days? .... The few unsad young men of this lost generation will have to look for another way of finding themselves than the one indicated here". Privately he wrote Hemingway an apology for the review.[70] The reviewer for the Chicago Daily Tribune wrote of the novel, "The Sun Also Rises is the kind of book that makes this reviewer at least almost plain angry". Some reviewers disliked the characters, among them the reviewer for The Dial, who thought the characters were shallow and vapid, and the The Nation and Atheneum reported the characters were boring and the novel was not important.[71]
His family hated it. His mother, Grace Hemingway, distressed that she could not face the criticism at her local 'book study class' where it was said her son was "prostituting a great ability .... to the lowest uses" clearly articulated her displeasure in a letter to him:
The critics seem to be full of praise for your style and ability to draw word pictures but the decent ones always regret that you should use such great gifts in perpetuating the lives and habits of so degraded a strata of humanity .... It is a doubtful honor to produce one of the filthiest books of the year .... What is the matter? Have you ceased to be interested in nobility, honor and fineness in life? .... Surely you have other words in your vocabulary than "damn" and "bitch"�Every page fills me with a sick loathing. (He was a real bastard to women)


Don't you think the idea of "Santa Claus" is a bit pedo-ish?
Q. an 70 year old man, spending his whole year making gifts for little children, WITH little people who also look like kids in a way, and sneaking in to children's rooms at night. PEDO!!
OH DON'T FOOL YOURSELVES, PEOPLE!
@John 6th: exactly!! haha i forgot the sitting on his lap part.
xD
@� neionix �: lol um i'm kidding, you know that right? dont take everything so seriously.

A. When my son was 4 years old he asked me if Santa was real and if he came into peoples houses. I wanted him to have his innocent belief so I said Yes, Santa comes in on Christmas Eve while you are asleep and leaves presents.
My son started crying and shaking. He said, "No, Mom. Please don't let him in. He's a stranger and he will hurt me".
You're absolutely right. Even at the age of four, my son had enough sense to know that this is wrong; he saw the danger in it. How can people tell their kids that strangers are dangerous, yet they expect them to welcome the idea of Santa? What if a pedophile disguises himself as Santa in real life? I think it's time we stop this Santa Claus nonsense, it puts our kids in danger.


Ideas for work gift bags?
Q. We have a Christmas party for work every year and we give everyone gift bags. (Just to note they get prizes as well as a gift bag. We put what they received on a card which we put in the gift bag.) I need some ideas on what to put in them. Usually we do candy and an ornament; I want to do something different. We do about 70 gift bags, there is a bit of a budget so nothing too pricey and most of them are older men with just a few women.

A. sample size different flavored coffees and hot chocolate packets with mug





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