What will we do when the unemployment checks , the retirement checks, the social security checks bounce....?

Q. because we are broke?

A. American Woman, don`t worry yourself about these matters; we have Obama in the White House, he has every little detail under his control.He will make sure that he borrows a couple of trillions from China to cover all of those checks & simply add it to our national debt. The anointed one will have his health insurance take care of all that stress that is going to make you sick.Plus, he is going to extend unemployment benefits all the way to 2012, isn`t he a wonderful guy? Just think about it, if you lose your job Obama will take good care of you for the next 2 years. Oops, I`m sorry, I just remembered that Obama`s health plan will not treat anyone until 2014, I wonder how many Americans will be able to live long enough to enjoy this wonderful gift that the great Obama has bestowed upon us. Oh no, I just remembered something else, China will not lend Obama anymore money, I wonder why they pulled Obama`s credit card, after all he`s such a wonderful person, he`s not a dead-beat like other peolpe I know. I guess we may have to move in with Mr. Obama at the White House, I`m sure he will welcome us with the biggest smile & arms wide open. Mr. Obama is such a wonderful person. Wait a minute, I just remembered that those pesky Republicans don`t want Mr. Obama to borrow the billions necessary to cover the cost of his unemployment benefits, they want him to cover it with budget money. Rats, I just remembered another thing & this one is a bit scary, we may not be able to move in with Obama, at least I`m having second thoughts because I saw a mouse crawl right in front of Mr. Obama`s feet. & you know what they say about rats, if there`s one in your house there are probably 10 to 20 or more hiding around. There are also a bunch of unruly flies all over the White House, they even land on Obama`s face a lot of times, maybe they are just giving him some fly kisses, yeah, those flies must also worship Mr. Obama, that`s why they can`t resist kissing his face, they`re in such awe with his presence. But the worst thing I remember is that there are a bunch of bees that will sting you if you dare to approach the White House & I`m allergic to bee stings. Unless Mr. Obama gets rid of those bees I will have to go somewhere else; boohoo, oh woe is me. Say, come to think of it, maybe ther`s some money to be made with those bees, flies & mice. Why, maybe this idea can help Mr. Obama in reducing the national debt. So many people are afraid & concerned over that huge debt you know. But if Mr. Obama likes this idea he will have everyone at the White House rounding up all of those flies, bees & mice. Then he can sell every single one of them for a thousand $ dollars a piece on E-Bay. This sale could generate trillions of dollars for our Treasury, you know Mr. Obama is so popular & people just fall over themselves in his Presence, they will sell their grannies, mamies, children, even their family jewels just to get one of those little critters that constantly surround Mr. Obama. Imagine having one of those little mice that have rubbed against Mr. Obama`s feet, cuddling in your arms & since they lived with Mr. Obama they will become famous & very valuable. You could also imagine one of Mr. Obama`s flies kissing you all aver your face & you will say, "Wow, I can`t believe that this little fly that has kissed Mr. Obama all over the place is now kissing my face." Your friends will be so jealous that you were able to buy such a wonderful pet, considering that the economy is so bad, but in the other hand the money spent on buying even just one of these lovely critters will infuse the economy. Now those bees are not only famous & priceless, they can make lots of honey which you can sell for about $20. dollars per ounce; & if Mr. Obama lets you stamp his image on each jar of honey they will sell like hot-cakes; (whatever they may be) & you could even raise the price to $50. dollars an ounce. Can you imagine how much money we could earn selling honey made by Mr. Obama`s lovely bees? We could make millions, I will have to pay someone to tend them because I`m allergic to them & Mr. Obama will come down to congratulate me for helping him create more jobs; & after his appearance at my honey plant, people will buy even more honey. What do you think we could name the honey?; "Obama`s Honey", "Honey-Bama" "Anointed Honey", " Miche-Bama", yeah I think we could include Michelle on the name or do you think that would be a bad idea? A lot of people still remember that little slip she had about when she was so proud of our country. Nah, I think we should stick with Mr. Obama`s image, after all no one gets a tingling feeling going up their legs when they see Michelle, only Mr. Obama can produce such a miracle.

LOL, I just couldn`t resist myself, I hope you can laugh a little when you read this post, I almost went into a laughing fit writing this answer.
May God continue to bless you.

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