How does one give an inappropriately generous gift to a subordinate without sending the wrong message?

Q. I worked my secretary to the brink of hospitalization this year, so I feel she deserves to receive an exceptionally charitable Xmas bonus. In addition to a vintage fruitcake, I've also decided to throw in several Taco Bell coupons, good for one free Chalupa with the purchase of 10 Taco Supremes and a large soda.

I know, I know...it's a lot - which leaves me fearing that she may read too much into this obscene display of prodigality and misconstrue this as an act of affection. If that happens, I'll be left with no choice but to terminate her right before the holidays....and I *really* don't feel like breaking in a new lackey...I mean, "assistant" this 2013. Help!
@GreatGoogly: OK, so maybe she's not the most attractive beast at the petting zoo, but calling her a "troll" is a bit harsh.

A. You're in a tight spot. She may even slack off thinking you'll both share that Taco Supreme in front of a purple orange sunset. Disgusting, can't risk it. Hell, give her nothing and make her work Christmas Eve until 10pm, just so she doesn't get any ideas.

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