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Dill
Not e-mail, but actually mail. like vagisil, fake overdue movie letters, if they're a girl, pictures of girls in swim suits, if a guy pictures of guys. you know, just some good ideas for some mean spirited mail for someone you don't like? lol
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Can't do it to be mean. However, this is what I did to a couple friends.
Their names have been changed for this post of course.
As you read it you will know that their wives were also in on it.
So when they received these letters in the mail (and of course the wives opened them) they had a (semi) hard time explaining to their wives that they were no way connected with The Stud & Service Club.
Hense the letters:
The Stud and Service Club
New York City Division
New York, N.Y. 54321
314-555-STUD
Mr. Joe Jones
1234 Maple St.
New York, N.Y. 54321
November 20, 2011
Dear Mr. Joe Jones
It has been brought to our attention that you have surreptitiously and viciously violated the rules of The Stud and Service Club. You got married Mr. Jones. Shame on you, Mr. Jones! By not informing the brethren of this latest development (which we have recently discovered has been about two years now) we take no great pride in having to inform you by mail that we have no choice but to revoke your membership card.
As you are no longer available to âserviceâ our clientele we must insist that you return to the Club your *local library* of escortees.
You are very fortunate indeed in this respect, Joe. Upon taking a vote you barely passed 199 to 1 on not revealing to your wife what you have been doing the last ten years. You truly are a lucky man. History reveals that most wives are not forgiving in knowing that their husbands still maintained their little âBlackâ book.
However, should something happen in the future and your situation change it may be possible to regain your membership card and once again be in good stead. Of course you will have to pay all back dues and fees and start a new âstableâ. Your old escortees will be distributed amongst the âLegitimateâ Studs. You understand we had no choice in this matter.
On the positive side, your production record speaks for itself, Joe. You always were in the top two percent of production, *according to the escorted ladies*, gifted, and always giving your best *again, according to the 50-plus crowd*.
Good luck with your new life, Joe. We sincerely hope you all the very best. Oh, have a great Thanksgiving and very Merry Christmas. Give our best to the misses.
Your friends at The Stud and Service Club
PS â There was a note from Bertha Lou from Kalamazoo. When she was informed that you are no longer available to satisfy her needs she hanged herself. She really missed you. Such is life [or death]. Oh, you can forget the free gift booklet which contains pick-up lines to use and abuse. You wonât need them. Sorry, but remember, you brought this on yourself.
TS&SC
***That was the first friend. Now I sent one to his neighbor. This is the way that went.
The Stud and Service Club
New York City Division
New York, N.Y. 54321
314-555-STUD
Mr. Stan Smith
1244 Maple St.
New York, N.Y. 54321
November 20, 2011
Dear Mr. Stan Smith
It has recently come to our attention that an opening has become available in our exclusive club, one you may find right up your alley. And as a very surprising coincidence you happen to know our resent evictee, Mr. Joe Jones. Yes, that Joe Jones, your next door neighbor. What are the odds, huh? Joe has been informed of his immediate dismissal which has created the opening.
Our background check indicates that you are a single man. As such we are inviting you to join our very exclusive organization, The Stud and Service Club. We hope you consider our unique proposition, sorry, poor choice of words, I meant to say proposal. You will be given all special considerations and courtesies.
Letâs read that part again: All special perks go with this opening. Dig it!
Mr. Jones was in charge of our 50-plus age group. That division has been issued to another of our STUDS. You will have to be satisfied squiring our only available department open, the 25-30 age group. Enjoy! We are confident you can handle this group. You will not regret your decision. And remember, the bigger the STUD the bigger the pay check. Again, enjoy.
Please inform us of your decision ASAP. We guarantee you will be completely satisfied with your new appointment.
The Stud and Service Club
New York City Chapter
.
Can't do it to be mean. However, this is what I did to a couple friends.
Their names have been changed for this post of course.
As you read it you will know that their wives were also in on it.
So when they received these letters in the mail (and of course the wives opened them) they had a (semi) hard time explaining to their wives that they were no way connected with The Stud & Service Club.
Hense the letters:
The Stud and Service Club
New York City Division
New York, N.Y. 54321
314-555-STUD
Mr. Joe Jones
1234 Maple St.
New York, N.Y. 54321
November 20, 2011
Dear Mr. Joe Jones
It has been brought to our attention that you have surreptitiously and viciously violated the rules of The Stud and Service Club. You got married Mr. Jones. Shame on you, Mr. Jones! By not informing the brethren of this latest development (which we have recently discovered has been about two years now) we take no great pride in having to inform you by mail that we have no choice but to revoke your membership card.
As you are no longer available to âserviceâ our clientele we must insist that you return to the Club your *local library* of escortees.
You are very fortunate indeed in this respect, Joe. Upon taking a vote you barely passed 199 to 1 on not revealing to your wife what you have been doing the last ten years. You truly are a lucky man. History reveals that most wives are not forgiving in knowing that their husbands still maintained their little âBlackâ book.
However, should something happen in the future and your situation change it may be possible to regain your membership card and once again be in good stead. Of course you will have to pay all back dues and fees and start a new âstableâ. Your old escortees will be distributed amongst the âLegitimateâ Studs. You understand we had no choice in this matter.
On the positive side, your production record speaks for itself, Joe. You always were in the top two percent of production, *according to the escorted ladies*, gifted, and always giving your best *again, according to the 50-plus crowd*.
Good luck with your new life, Joe. We sincerely hope you all the very best. Oh, have a great Thanksgiving and very Merry Christmas. Give our best to the misses.
Your friends at The Stud and Service Club
PS â There was a note from Bertha Lou from Kalamazoo. When she was informed that you are no longer available to satisfy her needs she hanged herself. She really missed you. Such is life [or death]. Oh, you can forget the free gift booklet which contains pick-up lines to use and abuse. You wonât need them. Sorry, but remember, you brought this on yourself.
TS&SC
***That was the first friend. Now I sent one to his neighbor. This is the way that went.
The Stud and Service Club
New York City Division
New York, N.Y. 54321
314-555-STUD
Mr. Stan Smith
1244 Maple St.
New York, N.Y. 54321
November 20, 2011
Dear Mr. Stan Smith
It has recently come to our attention that an opening has become available in our exclusive club, one you may find right up your alley. And as a very surprising coincidence you happen to know our resent evictee, Mr. Joe Jones. Yes, that Joe Jones, your next door neighbor. What are the odds, huh? Joe has been informed of his immediate dismissal which has created the opening.
Our background check indicates that you are a single man. As such we are inviting you to join our very exclusive organization, The Stud and Service Club. We hope you consider our unique proposition, sorry, poor choice of words, I meant to say proposal. You will be given all special considerations and courtesies.
Letâs read that part again: All special perks go with this opening. Dig it!
Mr. Jones was in charge of our 50-plus age group. That division has been issued to another of our STUDS. You will have to be satisfied squiring our only available department open, the 25-30 age group. Enjoy! We are confident you can handle this group. You will not regret your decision. And remember, the bigger the STUD the bigger the pay check. Again, enjoy.
Please inform us of your decision ASAP. We guarantee you will be completely satisfied with your new appointment.
The Stud and Service Club
New York City Chapter
.
good Christmas gifts for 12 year old girls?
Alright so I'm 12 and i don't know what to ask for for Christmas. I'm pretty much a girly girl but play softball and do cheerleading. I already have a phone, laptop, and an ipod nano. I already asked for an ipod touch, so any other ideas are greatly appreciated :D oh and just so you know, i'm not spoiled, i bought the laptop and ipod myself and i buy the stuff i need for it myself so don't answer if tht's all ur gonna say.
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how about cute tiny items?
2011 calenders
bracelets
nail polish
hair clips
belts
head bands
perfume (sweet pea) the gift set type
tiny purses
chocolate works for everyone (:
Gingerbread Men
Holiday Pencils and Erasers
Candies
Little Notebooks
cards
cute socks :D
books
i dunno
hope i help!! (:
how about cute tiny items?
2011 calenders
bracelets
nail polish
hair clips
belts
head bands
perfume (sweet pea) the gift set type
tiny purses
chocolate works for everyone (:
Gingerbread Men
Holiday Pencils and Erasers
Candies
Little Notebooks
cards
cute socks :D
books
i dunno
hope i help!! (:
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