Sexy Men Calendar as a gift- ideas for an ironic funny cover?

Lizzie

For Christmas I've decided I want to design a 'Sexy Men Calendar' for my girls as kind of a gag gift.
However I want the cover to be misleading to what's actually inside and be a (stereotypical) turn off for men.
I've thought of making it "The Ultimate Twilight Calendar" or "The 12 Best Seasonal Dishes" but I don't feel like that's enough.

Any fun ideas?

Answer
A Vacuum A Month; The Top 12 Vacuum Cleaners for 2013
Natural Birth: 12 Months of Nature's Way
Finding Your Lawanda: 12 Months of Womanly Zen
Live Well: 12 Months of Common Woman's Health Concerns
The Most Unique Warts 2013
Counting Down to Your Menstruation: A Day by Day Guide

Good luck! Sounds like fun! ;-)

What is an awesome gift to get for a family Christmas party?

USAman

I am going to a family Christmas party in a few weeks. I need to know of a good gift to get for the gift exchange games. It has to be for both men and women and no more than $30.00. I don't want to get a gift card.
Any ideas?
Thanks.
The age range is from 13-60's.

Answer
Wow, that's a pretty big age range.

A few ideas:
Pick up a few Christmas DVDs. They are on sale at Best Buy starting tomorrow, 2 for $20; I'm sure they're available elsewhere for good prices as well. Elf, Charlie Brown Christmas, Grinch, etc. Classics and new classics that anyone can enjoy.

Make a gift basket of gourmet cocoa (You can get tins of it at Target or Starbucks), cookies (Biscotti would be good), white-chocolate covered marshmallows (I've seen these on a stick, dressed as snowmen, sold at Target), pepperming spoons (you stir these into cocoa), etc.

You could also order a few more expensive items from Crate and Barrel--they have gourmet cocoa ($4), chocolate covered marshmallows ($7) and their own peppermint spoons (about $10)
http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=1510&f=26199
http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=2013&f=22271

Calendar set--buy a fun wall and desk calendar. There are so many fun and interesting calendars out there now--I especially like the Cranium calendar, which offers a different challenge everyday (writing with both hands at the same time, brain teasers, etc.) And everyone can use a calendar. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780761146872&itm=2
http://gifts.barnesandnoble.com/home-office/calendars.asp?pid=17455

An Ugly doll, because they're just fun. (And you can add something in with it, since they're less than $20--a tin of peppermint bark or Christmas chocolates might be nice.)
http://amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/102-1626024-6099314?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ugly+doll&x=0&y=0

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Need a Ladies Night Gift Idea?

~*Felicity

I need to get a gift that is about $15, with the theme "fun in the sun" for a ladies night. Any ideas??

Answer
margarita glasses
flip flops
a cooler that holds a 6 pack of cans
hair removal gift pack
ast. nail polishes in bright toe colours
gift cert. to an estician
some cheesy cheap exercise equipment like a thigh toner
on oversized beach hat
some cheap little binnoculars
pina colada slushi mix
maybe some cheeze ass c.d. that has beach songs in the title

i wasn't sure if you meant serious or gag like

Ladies, please help with gift ideas for girlfriend.....?

Dumpy Poof

I think I will start shopping for x-mas for my girlfriend soon.

Last year I got her:

Pair of smallish diamond earrings.

$270 spa package thing which she just finished about a month ago by using on hair and other stuff

a few other smaller gifts like cd's/movies

1. She said that she really liked the spa package from last year. Would it be alright to get it for her again this year?

2. The woman at the jewelry store said that I can double the size of her earrings whenever if I bring them in. My girlfriend said that she is not interested in this. Do you think she is being modest, or would she like larger earrings and is afraid to admit it?

3. I don't think I want to buy her any other jewelry because she already has a bunch.

I like to buy a few big gifts, and a bunch of smaller ones.

Any suggestions on what some good gifts would be?

Would a surprise vacation work. or is that too cheesy?

Answer
She sounds a lot like what i like. I love it the most when my husband gives me spa certificates & stuff. I dont like jewlery at all. But get her a gift cert to her favorite store. Does she like makeup like me? You can get her a certificate to http://www.sephora.com/ Thats always so fun to order stuff. I hate it cause i spend so much on there. I think a vacation is kind of more like an anniversary gift, but you know her, not me. If you think she likes that stuff you can get you guys a room at a really nice hotel and set it up with champaine, flowers, dinner....and a hot tub. Put candles around it & rose petals in the tub. But if she really liked the certificate get it for her again. Just ask her what she wants. My hubby gets me a $100 gift certificate to Sephora & $150 to VS. Shes a lucky one. You seem like you really love her a lot.

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