For a retirement party for a women coworker in the Quality Control I am thinking of buying a giant TV Remote.?

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Joan M

For a retirement party for a coworker in the Quality Control department I am thinking of buying a giant tv remote and relabeling the buttons. Like for volume " of husband" etc. anymore ideas for the other buttons? Or other gag gift ideas.

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I've gotten some emails about these over the years. Here are some images I found for you:
http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20051209/woman-remote-control/
http://www.npw.co.uk/site/brands/worldwideco/remote_control_a_man_woman.php

Also, there are a ton of sites on the internet with retirement gag gifts. I hate to tell you to google and not give you ideas, but I don't have any gag gift ideas.

Good luck!

What is a good retirement present for a Marine?

dude

My dad is retiring at the end of May after 21 years in the Marines. I have no idea what to get him. Im 17 and dont have a job so whatever i get needs to be reasonable enough for my mom to pay for. :)
Any suggestions?

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you could look on the Navy NEX site as they have a vast array of some neat stuff aimed at both active and retiring men and women from all branches.

When my husband retired he was never a big one for having a me me wall, so anything anyone got him was aimed at his hobbies and likes..you know this part of him best............maybe a decent bottle of scotch, a few fine cigars that sort of thing............

Again at the exchange see if they have a retired USMC t,shirt...........

He will more than likely be given a flag at the end of his retirement ceremony, maybe a really nice case for it, do NOT buy this at the exchange as they cost enough to feed a small army for a week, look at your local hobby shops and wait for a good coupon to come out.........

Relax as him getting a gift from you is the last thing on his mind.

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What kind of 'welcome home' gift should I get him?

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LeahMarie

The man I'm in love with has been deployed in the navy for about 2 and a half years. Before he left, he got me this amazing necklace that he had engraved for me, it was beautiful! I want to get him something just as wonderful as a welcome home gift. He comes home soon and I have no ideas! I really need some suggestions!

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Yeah, when I got home and my girlfriend didn't hug me I was like WTF(hate using that but keeping it PG) needless to say that didn't last long. Honestly, you can't go wrong with a nice watch AND you can have it engraved also http://www.squidoo.com/mens-executive-watch-list-2013

Are all states going to be required to recognize gay marriage licenses like the recognize concealed weapons..?

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permits from other states?

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Do you honestly believe that it will stop with gay marriage?

Liberals mock Republicans for claiming that we are on a moral "Slippery Slope," but letâs look at the facts.

Not long ago gays proclaimed: âItâs none of your business what I do in the bedroom!â But their gay âlifestyleâ somehow left the bedroom and is today being taught to school children (âHeather Has Two Mommiesâ is a text book in NYC schools).

Then âthe slopeâ steepened:

-8/18/12 foxnews.com: California law barring parents from 'curing' gay children moves through legislature.

French gays have an even better idea:
-10/11/12 http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012⦠Legislation that would legalize same-sex marriage and give homosexual couples the right to adopt children also would replace the terms âmotherâ and âfatherâ with âparent 1â and âparent 2â in all legal documents, including birth certificates.

But why stop at âgay rightsâ?

-11/2/12 http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=448⦠Evergreen State College in Washington State: A public schoolâs ânon-discrimination policyâ allows 45 year-old Colleen Francis, a biological male who identifies as a woman, to use the womenâs locker room and restrooms. The police report states that Colleen was âsitting with her legs open with her male genitalia showingâ with girls as young as six years old present.

-8/13/12 theblaze.com: Democrat Mary Gonzalez, Texas House of Representative, defines herself as âpansexual,â attracted to men, women, men who identify as women, women who identify as men, and everything in between....â

Whatâs next? Incest?

Woody Allen had an affair with his daughter-in-law. Morgan Freeman had an affair with his granddaughter-in-law.

How long will it be before Hollywood gifts us with a movie about this couple?
11/6/12 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-â¦
-A father and daughter confessed on television last night to spending seven years in a sexual relationship and conceiving two children. "John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults." âWe are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

In a recent episode of the History Channelâs miniseries âMidwifeâ an elderly brother and sister lived together incestuously for decades. When the two died in each otherâs arms -- he of cancer, she of suicide -- the head nun (yes, a nun) eulogized: âItâs not who you love thatâs important, itâs love itself that defines human beings.â

Oh, look! Hereâs another lifestyle!

-2/26/12 http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-co⦠CBC News, Canada: A Vancouver man is set to go to trial for bestiality. Brian Cutteridge, 38, engaged in sexual acts with his dog. Two years ago he published a paper called For the Love of Dog: On the Legal Prohibition of Zoophilia in Canada and the United States. "He feels very strongly that that should be something that's legal." "He feels those relationship with his dogs are equivalent to a marriage-type relationship...â

And another!
-1/3/13 http://m.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/janâ¦
âBut there is a growing conviction, notably in Canada, that paedophilia should probably be classified as a distinct sexual orientation, like heterosexuality or homosexuality.â

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